My cousin Staci and her friend Kayla were over and we got bored. So we did what all teenagers do. We prank called people:) Including Tony Mintert. A blend of some Special Ed Crank Yankers samples with Iz's beautiful rendition of Somewhere Over The Rainbow. In celebration of our upcoming Hawaiian Island tour! On Television: Cable and Satellite, a GameFAQs message board topic titled 'Crank Yankers is coming back.' Created by Jimmy Kimmel, Adam Carolla and Daniel Kellison, Crank Yankers makes all the crank phone calls you wish you'd made when you were a kid. 0 (0 votes) Crank Yankers Season 7 is yet to be announced by Comedy Central Current Show Status. Crank Yankers Season 7 — not renewed yet.
Security Receptionist: Yes this is.
Bircham: Oh, great. My name's Birchum, I'm new to the area, and I'm lookin' for a job.
Security Receptionist: Okay, right now we're not hiring because we don't have any openings.
Bircham: Not hiring, huh?
Security Receptionist: No.
Bircham: Not hiring guys who did two tours in 'Nam and are third degree blackbelts in Tae kwan do?
Security Receptionist: Not at the moment.
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Bircham: Not hiring a guy who can take an AK-47 blindfolded, break it down, oil it, and reassemble it in less than 4 minutes, you're not hiring any of them?
Security Receptionist: We don't...
Bircham: Not hiring a guy who can kill a man using only his thumb on his LEFT hand?
Security Receptionist: No, we don't have any openings at the moment.
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Bircham: Not hiring a guy who modified his AK-47 to go full automatic and added a forty round banana clip to it? You're not hiring that guy?
Bircham: Not hiring a guy who customized his van so it looked like the A-team van? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HIRE THAT GUY?
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Bircham: YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE A GUY WHO LAID HIS LIFE ON THE LINE FOR THIS COUNTRY SO THAT YOU CAN GO HOME TO YOUR LESBIAN PARTNER AND LIVE IN A JUDGMENT-FREE SOCIETY? I THINK YOU ARE HIRING THAT GUY!